Your Stupid Minds presents a ‘90s stuntcasting double feature this month, starting with Skyscraper, which is Die Hard plus boobs plus helicopter and starring Anna Nicole Smith.
Carrie Wisk (Smith) is a helicopter pilot for Helescort (which sounds like a prostitute delivery service) and married to LAPD cop Gordon (Richard Steinmetz). When she delivers some evil dudes to a downtown high rise, she arrives in the middle of a deadly game of cat and mouse. They try to recover the last piece of a superweapon microchip, while she struggles to stay alive. There are also 2.5 sex scenes in this movie.
Some Notes:
- Available streaming on Amazon Prime.
- Some more information on the SimCopter gay rave Easter egg.
- Also starring T-Force's Daron McBee a.k.a. Malibu from American Gladiators.
- Next week we're watching Breakaway starring Tonya Harding and Joe Estevez. Good luck trying to find it.
Bonus quote ranking: "Out, out brief candle! Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing". (Macbeth Act 5 Sc 5)
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