Check out a listing of episodes in iTunes preview or access directly in iTunes. Go directly to our LibSyn page. Subscribe to our RSS feed. Use the feed to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes. Also make sure to give us a star rating and write a review! Face it, there are a lot of ways you can listen. You have no excuse.
Special thanks to the very talented Max Mechanic for creating our theme song.
Episode List
01 - The Avengers - Not the one you think!
02 - Howard the Duck - George Lucas adapts a comic no one read. Also, duck titties.
03 - 12 Rounds - Wrestler John Cena rips off Die Hard with a Vengeance.
04 - Eragon - Jeremy Irons = Obi-Wan. Dragon = The Force. Kid Who Plays Eragon = Luke. Also Robert Carlyle plays a Dracula.
05 - The Hottie & the Nottie - Paris Hilton stars in one of the WORST MOVIES EVER. Nick falls asleep before it ends.
06 - Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 - John Travolta pays homage to Scientology with a horrible adaptation of a probably horrible book.
07 - Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! - Russ Meyer's homage to fast cars, meaningless murder, and absurdly large-breasted women.
08 - Cool Dog - Cool Dog drives. Cool Dog plays the banjo. Cool Dog eats Twizzlers. Cool Dog orders hot dogs for homeless people. Also this movie is insane.
09 - Lockout - Guy Pearce must infiltrate a floating space prison to rescue the president's daughter played by (guess who?) Maggie Grace.
10 - The Fantastic Four (1994) - An awful adaptation produced by Roger Cormon made to retain copyright and never released.
11 - Night of the Creeps - "The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is... they're dead."
12 - In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds - Uwe Boll and Dolph Lungren team up (FINALLY) in this RenFest time travel travesty.
13 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Why is he called Gambit? Where is Master Mold? Why must Ryan Reynolds insist on playing everyone?
14 - Highlander II: The Quickening - A movie so bad not even Highlander fans like it.
15 - Supergirl - Faye Dunaway chews the scenery and Supergirl chews some delicious Popeye's chicken.
16 - Atlas Shrugged: Part I - It's mostly about trains. Nick and Chris promise not to alienate the listeners with political talk but then talk politics anyway.
17 - Jack Frost - Michael Keaton plays the coolest Blues singing undead snowman you've ever witnessed on the silver screen.
18 - Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 - With special guest Emily Phillips. Where the infamous "GARBAGE DAY" scene originated.
19 - Terror in Beverly Hills - Frank Stallone must save the president's daughter from really incompetent terrorists.
20 - Teenage Caveman - Nick rides in on a skateboard, recommends this movie to everyone, and kills himself.
21 - Death Wish 3 - Charles Bronson engages in a side-scrolling action adventure against some 1980s street toughs.
22 - Showgirls - The closest we'll ever get to a feminist movie. Also it has a nice box.
23 - Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone - Very little hunting in space, and the zone is not all that forbidden.
24 - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li - Call me Nash. Interpol.
25 - Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel - Animals with children's voices sexualized for profit. Rated PG.
26 - Gabriel Over the White House - The stirring story of a man getting hit on the head and hearing angelic voices that tell him to heroically bully his way into becoming a benevolent dictator.
27 - Barbarian Queen - Sword and sandal sexploitation romp starring Phil Spector's murder victim.
28 - The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift - Lucas Black plays the most convincing 30 year old southern teenager transplanted into Japan who learns advanced driving skills in about a week.
29 - Jade - David Caruso and that lady from Dogmastar in this semi-erotic thriller. Known for its Chinatown car chase.
30 - The Last Airbender - M. Night Shyamalan ruins an otherwise perfectly good pre-teen cartoon show.
12 - In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds - Uwe Boll and Dolph Lungren team up (FINALLY) in this RenFest time travel travesty.
13 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Why is he called Gambit? Where is Master Mold? Why must Ryan Reynolds insist on playing everyone?
14 - Highlander II: The Quickening - A movie so bad not even Highlander fans like it.
15 - Supergirl - Faye Dunaway chews the scenery and Supergirl chews some delicious Popeye's chicken.
16 - Atlas Shrugged: Part I - It's mostly about trains. Nick and Chris promise not to alienate the listeners with political talk but then talk politics anyway.
17 - Jack Frost - Michael Keaton plays the coolest Blues singing undead snowman you've ever witnessed on the silver screen.
18 - Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 - With special guest Emily Phillips. Where the infamous "GARBAGE DAY" scene originated.
19 - Terror in Beverly Hills - Frank Stallone must save the president's daughter from really incompetent terrorists.
20 - Teenage Caveman - Nick rides in on a skateboard, recommends this movie to everyone, and kills himself.
21 - Death Wish 3 - Charles Bronson engages in a side-scrolling action adventure against some 1980s street toughs.
22 - Showgirls - The closest we'll ever get to a feminist movie. Also it has a nice box.
23 - Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone - Very little hunting in space, and the zone is not all that forbidden.
24 - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li - Call me Nash. Interpol.
25 - Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel - Animals with children's voices sexualized for profit. Rated PG.
26 - Gabriel Over the White House - The stirring story of a man getting hit on the head and hearing angelic voices that tell him to heroically bully his way into becoming a benevolent dictator.
27 - Barbarian Queen - Sword and sandal sexploitation romp starring Phil Spector's murder victim.
28 - The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift - Lucas Black plays the most convincing 30 year old southern teenager transplanted into Japan who learns advanced driving skills in about a week.
29 - Jade - David Caruso and that lady from Dogmastar in this semi-erotic thriller. Known for its Chinatown car chase.
30 - The Last Airbender - M. Night Shyamalan ruins an otherwise perfectly good pre-teen cartoon show.
