I wish I were still 17 so I could enjoy stuff like this

Hey guys remember Tucker Max? That website full of nonfictional chest-puffing bro-boasting you read when you were bored at work? Five years ago? And then never read again? Turns out he wrote a book about his escapades, meaning he reprinted stories you already read for free.

Not sure whether to buy I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell? This snippet of the intro should help you out:

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.

Disregarding social norms? What a rebel! And it's on the Internet so you know it's true!

In any case, someone made a movie adaptation somewhere between now and The Hangover's second number one weekend. The trailer sucks.




Trying Too Hard: The Movie.

THREE FEET TALL! TWO INCH FANGS!

Still looks better than Twilight.

Something is wrong with Japan

We all know that Glorious Nippon is a strange place. But the trailer for Neko Ramen Taisho (a.k.a. Pussy Soup) further confirms it.



Part Hello Kitty. Part Garfield. Part God of Cookery. Part Every Anime You've Ever Seen.

Pussy Soup.

If you're in the Dallas area, it's playing on Saturday, July 18th at the Magnolia as part of the Asian Film Festival of Dallas. You can purchase tickets through the link.

After Last Season Trailer

While I'm sitting around blogging about robot murder porn, this student film fever dream got a 4 city theatrical release.



A cardboard MRI scanner? And whats the deal with the headroom? It's like the camera is allergic to the floor.

Seriously. Someone tell me how this is fair.