Monday, November 30, 2009

The Asylum has sunk to a new (jugga)low

With Death Racers.
Four hyped-up teams of contestants compete to win a violent race in this action-packed sci-fi flick. Living in a grim future world in which life is cheap, the racers will do anything to win. Even killing competitors off while pushing their vehicles to go the distance is not against the rules -- and is probably the only way to prevail. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse star, along with former WWE star Raven.
While I want the bad movie community to be aware of this, I don't really want to watch it. I pride myself in watching and reviewing the worst of the worst, but the prospect of a full-length Insane Clown Posse movie seems absolutely excruciating. I really don't hate myself enough right now to watch this.

Here's 1/90th of the movie. Luckily the sound isn't very good.

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