Chris and Nick discuss the finer points of bad movies in the Your Stupid Minds podcast. This bad movie podcast is updated every other Thursday and features an in-depth analysis of a wide variety of B, genre, camp, and otherwise bad films.

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Episode List

01 - The Avengers - Not the one you think!

02 - Howard the Duck - George Lucas adapts a comic no one read. Also, duck titties.

03 - 12 Rounds - Wrestler John Cena rips off Die Hard with a Vengeance.

04 - Eragon - Jeremy Irons = Obi-Wan. Dragon = The Force. Kid Who Plays Eragon = Luke. Also Robert Carlyle plays a Dracula.

05 - The Hottie & the Nottie - Paris Hilton stars in one of the WORST MOVIES EVER. Nick falls asleep before it ends.

06 - Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 - John Travolta pays homage to Scientology with a horrible adaptation of a probably horrible book.

07 - Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! - Russ Meyer's homage to fast cars, meaningless murder, and absurdly large-breasted women.

08 - Cool Dog - Cool Dog drives. Cool Dog plays the banjo. Cool Dog eats Twizzlers. Cool Dog orders hot dogs for homeless people. Also this movie is insane.

09 - Lockout - Guy Pearce must infiltrate a floating space prison to rescue the president's daughter played by (guess who?) Maggie Grace.

10 - The Fantastic Four (1994) - An awful adaptation produced by Roger Cormon made to retain copyright and never released.

11 - Night of the Creeps - "The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is... they're dead."

12 - In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds - Uwe Boll and Dolph Lungren team up (FINALLY) in this RenFest time travel travesty.

13 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Why is he called Gambit? Where is Master Mold? Why must Ryan Reynolds insist on playing everyone?

14 - Highlander II: The Quickening - A movie so bad not even Highlander fans like it.

15 - Supergirl - Faye Dunaway chews the scenery and Supergirl chews some delicious Popeye's chicken.

16 - Atlas Shrugged: Part I - It's mostly about trains. Nick and Chris promise not to alienate the listeners with political talk but then talk politics anyway.

17 - Jack Frost - Michael Keaton plays the coolest Blues singing undead snowman you've ever witnessed on the silver screen.

18 - Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 - With special guest Emily Phillips (now Emily Nobel). Where the infamous "GARBAGE DAY" scene originated.

19 - Terror in Beverly Hills - Frank Stallone must save the president's daughter from really incompetent terrorists.

20 - Teenage Caveman - Nick rides in on a skateboard, recommends this movie to everyone, and kills himself.

21 - Death Wish 3 - Charles Bronson engages in a side-scrolling action adventure against some 1980s street toughs.

22 - Showgirls - The closest we'll ever get to a feminist movie. Also it has a nice box.

23 - Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone - Very little hunting in space, and the zone is not all that forbidden.

24 - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li - Call me Nash. Interpol.

25 - Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel - Animals with children's voices sexualized for profit. Rated PG.

26 - Gabriel Over the White House - The stirring story of a man getting hit on the head and hearing angelic voices that tell him to heroically bully his way into becoming a benevolent dictator.

27 - Barbarian Queen - Sword and sandal sexploitation romp starring Phil Spector's murder victim.

28 - The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift - Lucas Black plays the most convincing 30 year old southern teenager transplanted into Japan who learns advanced driving skills in about a week.

29 - Jade - David Caruso and that lady from Dogma star in this semi-erotic thriller. Known for its Chinatown car chase.

30 - The Last Airbender - M. Night Shyamalan ruins an otherwise perfectly good pre-teen cartoon show.

31 - The Spy Who Loved Me - With special guest Vincent Goodwin. Roger Moore insults women drivers and Egyptian construction for some reason.

32 - Robot Jox - Giant robots duke it out for minerals and timber and stuff.

33 - House of the Dead - Uwe Boll pulls out his bag of tricks and gameplay footage transition wipes. With special guest Nathan Smith.

34 - Cool World - Who Framed Roger Rabbit? for perverts.

35 - Jonah Hex - Special guest Patrick Regan gives us insider knowledge of this 81 minute comic book masterpiece.

36 - Gigli - An "inept hitman" and a "lesbian assassin" cram 20 minutes of plot into a two hour movie with rambling monologues and mentally handicapped blackface.

37 - Ready to Rumble - The movie that single-handedly killed WCW wrestling.

38 - LOL - Miley Cyrus twerks her way through France.

39 - Dracula 3D - Dario Argento FINALLY gives his take on the Dracula lore. Featuring special guest Adam Pecht.

40 - Vampirella - Based on a comic book that only perverts have read. Starring The Who's Roger Daltrey as a puffy-shirted space vampire.

41 - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - British literary figures blow up CGI everything. With a special appearance from fake Ira Glass.

42 - American Strays - A bunch of C-List actors star in this grad school Pulp Fiction ripoff. With special guest Sarah Long.

43 - Dungeons & Dragons - The famous tabletop RPG gets the Hero's Journey treatment. RIP Snails.

44 - Hard to Kill - Steven Seagal is in a coma for seven years and then runs around like a toddler.

45 - Generation X - 90s TV pilot for a really 90s X-Men reimagining.

46 - Bailey's Billion$ - Kind of like Cool Dog, if Cool Dog was voiced by Jon Lovitz and chloroformed in every other scene.

47 - D.E.B.S. - Your favorite secret lesbian romcom spy movie. Featuring special guests Valeah Beckwith and Danielle Nasr.

48 - King Solomon's Mines - It's like Raiders of the Lost Ark except somehow more racist.

49 - Torque - Is it excess? Is it satire? Regardless, Kid Rock, Dane Cook, and Nickelback are there.

50 - Fateful Findings - Celebrating our 50th episode, we review one of the greatest (and most difficult to acquire) bad movies out there.

51 - Another Pair of Aces: Three of a Kind - Kris Kristofferson and Willie Nelson traipse around early 90s Austin, Texas and Chris's doppelganger makes an appearance as a skeezy murderer.

52 - The Barbarians - Two beefy twin brothers look for a ruby to shove into a bellyhole so a transvestite and other circus folk can have a queen or something.

53 - One Tough Bastard - Hard to Kill meets The Crow, with MC Hammer too.

54 - Godzilla vs. Hedorah - Destroying pollution one anthropomorphic representation at a time.

55 - Lucky Number Slevin - Our special lost pilot. Just in case you couldn't get enough Tarantino ripoffs with no-way named protagonists.

56 - Air Bud: World Pup - There's nothing in the bylaws that say a dog CAN'T play soccer! With special guest (and Chris's sister) Sarah Dobson.

57 - Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike - Trains, metal, and mealymouthed strawman liberals.

58 - The Crow: Wicked Prayer - Hey what if the Crow was short and lame and portrayed by a wifebeater?

59 - Highlander: Endgame - "Ehehehehehehehe" -Christopher Lambert

60 - The Fly II - Eric Stoltz is a big adult baby and this movie is gross.

61 - Future-Kill - A grimy movie shot in a grimy 1980s Austin. H.R. Giger did the poster somehow.

62 - In the Blood - A psychotic killer avenges her husband's kidnapping through a series of elaborate headlocks.

63 - The Fog (2005) - Remake. Ghost pirates. PG-13. Fall Out Boy.

64 - .com for Murder - We have no idea how to alphabetize this. Featuring returning special guest Sarah Long.

65 - Leprechaun Origins - A WWE dwarf wrestler is completely unrecognizable in this needless remake. And there are twelve (12) minutes of credits.

66 - Link - An orangutan (dyed black to resemble a chimp) smokes a cigar and kills people.

67 - The Phantom - A purple guy, a white horse, and a super-smart wolf try to find some skulls

68 - Dangerously Close - Dark warehouses and high school vigilante justice!

69 - Thunderstruck - Freaky Friday meets Like Mike meets kind of Space Jam

70 - Atlas Shrugged Part III: Who Is John Galt? - More trains, more romance, and more rich people drinking wine.

71 - Batman Returns - Magical realism, press conferences, and the ongoing scourge of clown terrorism. With special guest Vincent Goodwin from All My Friends Are Right Here.

72 - The Lost World: Jurassic Park - CGI turkey dinosaurs toss around the idiot ball for about two hours.

73 - I Am Here.... Now - Ridding the world of greed and corruption one eye bleeding at a time.

74 - How I Saved the President - Talking animals and high-stakes political assassination. Featuring special guest Nico Mesa of Whiskey Flicks.

75 - Maniac Cop 2 - Robert Z'Dar returns as the large-jawed brain dead cop killer cop.

76 - Theodore Rex - Do not watch Theodore Rex.

77 - Elektra - Who knows more about assassination than a dead woman?

78 - Showdown in Little Tokyo - Gay (sub)text and brutal buff martial arts action!

79 - Miami Connection - Friends through eternity. Loyalty. Honesty.

80 - 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up - Donal Logue sits on multiple cactuses.

81 - Ninja III: The Domination - Ghost ninja skills and sexy V8 juice sex!

82 - The Hunted - Ninjas, Christopher Lambert, Samurai, and Laughter!

83 - Ninja Apocalypse - Ninjas, Zombies, Reptile Men, and Sexy Lady Ninjas.

84 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III - Humanoid turtles, ninja skills, and references to Backdraft.

85 - Simon Sez - Dane Cook humps a couch in his sleep. Dennis Rodman is present.

86 - Wing Commander - In space, apparently the Kilrathi can hear you scream.

87 - Blank Check - Featuring threats of murder, smoking, horrible parenting, potential statutory rape, and Michael Lerner.

88 - The Wolfman - Benicio Del Toro is not a very good Shakespearian actor. Featuring special guest Patrick Regan.

89 - It! The Terror from Beyond Space - A monster with a chin for a tongue terrorizes a heavily armed spaceship crew. Featuring special guest Brendan McNamara.

90 - Prince Valiant - You see Katherine Heigl's butt.

91 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Where is the Grinch's penis anyway?

92 - Santa with Muscles - Hulk Hogan punches some guys until everyone learns the true meaning of Christmas.

93 - Accidental Love - The ghost of David O. Russell kind of directs a high concept farce.

94 - Fantastic Four (2015) - Same origin story, more teal and orange.

95 - Ghetto Blaster - A great white hope saves his neighborhood by murdering people of color.

96 - The 10th Victim - More Italian than 60s, or more 60s than Italian?

97 - The Devil Rides Out - Punching evil Satanists in the English countryside.

98 - Black Scorpion - Taser boots make you jump 25 feet.

99 - Bolero - Could a movie with this much sex really be this bad? Yes.


Bonus 100th Episode Clip Spectacular - Our favorite moments from the last 100 episodes.

101 - Hard Ticket to Hawaii - It's not paradise all the time.

102 - Jack - Why doesn't his brain age at the same rate?

103 - Piranha Part Two: The Spawning - These gossipy piranhas have dirt on everyone at the resort.

104 - The Toy - Racial allegories have never been so funny!

105 - Supernova - If you can't stand the heat, get out of the Universe!

106 - Carpool - I wanna be sedated. Featuring special guest Kaitlyn Nobel.

107 - T-Force - A robo-bigot learns the error of his ways.

108 - The Boy Next Door - Better than the first edition of the Iliad.

109 - Hercules (1983) - A buff dude throws a bear into space.

110 - Poltergeist III - CAROL ANNE!!!!!!

111 - Dr. Strange (1978) - Classic 70s mustaches and misogyny!

112 - Stone Cold - RIP Gut

113 - J.C. - Just do your own thing maaaan.

114 - The Nutcracker in 3D Tchaikovsky’s masterpiece but with more flying rat people and armored motorcycles.

115 - Pass Thru - GET OUT OF MY UNIVERSE!!!

116 - Barb Wire - Dammit, she keeps doin' sexy things!

117 - First Kid - "Could you get that cigar for me? It has sentimental value."

118 - Fifty Shades Darker - Laters, baby. Laters, baby... FOREVER!

119 - Ghost in the Machine - Hey Kid! I'm a computer!

120 - Titanic: The Legend Goes On - It's Party Time! With special guest Sarah Dobson.

121 - Double Trouble - DUUUHHHH

122 - Alone in the Dark - I wish I had an angel. With special guest Nathan Smith.

123 - God's Not Dead 2 - He's living on the inside. Roaring like a lion.

124 - Look Who's Talking Now - But I gotta be with my family for Christmas, aw jeez!

125 - Above the Law (Righting Wrongs) - Don't talk to the police

126 - Mercenaries - A female Expendables with, unbelievably, a smaller budget

127 - China O'Brien - Representative democracy kicks ass! Literally!

128 - Fair Game - "Big words from a LESSER Baldwin!"

130 - Dead Weekend - LUST, WEED!

131 - A Boyfriend for Christmas - Douglas Firwood is a terrible fake name

132 - The Spirit of Christmas - Hunky ghost comes to life. With special guests Valeah Beckwith and Danielle Nasr.

133 - 12 Dates of Christmas - Groundhog Day for morons

134 - Skyscraper - Die Hard + Boobs + Helicopter

135 - Breakaway - Triple salchow... OF DANGER

136 - Fifty Shades Freed - Laters babe

138 - Gor - I do not understand

139 - God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness - My God, it's full of stars!

140 - Blood Money - Robert Z'Dar VS. a Maniac Cop

141 - Made of Honor - Colin has a huge penis

142 - Street Asylum - Wings Hauser returns

143 - Gotti - "Most people die or go to prison. I dit boaf."

144 - Brenda Starr - We got the scoop!

145 - Ghost Ship - Sea Ghosts! With special guest Vanessa of the Square Roots Classic RPG Podcast.

146 - Uninvited - He's shark bait now

147 - The American Templars - What if Columbus WASN'T the first to discover America?

148 - The Little Mermaid (2018) - Put on your modesty scales and dive on in!

149 - Deathstalker II - STAAAALKEEERRR!!!

150 - Twisted Pair - I NEVER HAD A BEARD

151 - Longshot - Bye bye bye.

152 - North - "For a movie called North, it sure went SOUTH really quickly!" -My Snarky '90s Review

153 - Savage Beach - It's a hard ticket to the saaaavage beach. It's not that savage all the tiiiime..

154 - Killer Workout - "Lieutenant Columbo here. Nice to meet you. Uhhh, you fuckin' did it."

155 - Kid Cop - "Book him, Frank-O!"

156 - Blind Fury - Spicy '80s Action!

157 - Milk Money - DEAD WIFE'S PAJAMAS

158 - Demon Wind - [Muttering]. With special guest Adam Pecht.

159 - A Very Nutty Christmas - "I think that nutcracker guy might be a nutcracker!"

160 - The Fanatic - "Did you do the dumb guy voice?"

161 - Sniper: Special Ops - "Put a lil ole remoulade on that."

162 - Streets of Rage - Let's retire to the child abattoir.

163 - Mr. Nanny - "I hate kids, brother!"

164 - Serenity (2019) - Ohhh baby wouldn't you smash those boxes?

165 - Between Worlds - "The cuh-OUCH?!?!?"

166 - The Goldfinch - Ees Harry Potter

167 - Cats - "Ineffable!"

168 - City of the Living Dead - "I wanna see them brains!"

169 - Money Plane - “BRING ME. MY. MONEY PLANE. REVIEW!” -Darius Emmanuel Grouch the Third (better known as “The Rumble”)

170 - The Knight Before Christmas - "Stop calling my wife a crone!" -Santa. With special guests Danielle and Valeah.

171 - Nemesis - L.A. is overrun by vaguely European robots

172 - Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow - Could Sub-Zero defeat a wedge-style battlebot?

173 - Dolittle - "Chekhov's Dragon" tells you if a dragon is mentioned earlier in a film, one will show up later

174 - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) - "Too bad YOU! Will DIE!"

175 - Me You Madness - "Beethoven: Not shot in the head for science."

176 - The New Mutants - Featuring Matthew Monagle!

177 - Cradle 2 the Grave - X gives it to us

178 - Exit Wounds - Motorcycle cops are always evil in movies.

179 - Halloween: Resurrection - "If I don't try to kill Laurie Strode then the terrorists win."

180 - Top Dog - You can disarm a bomb just by ripping all the wires out.

181 - The Nutcracker and the Four Realms - "I failed, and it's all because of her stupid egg gift!"

182 - 2025 - The World enslaved by a Virus - "We're gonna spray fishs!"

183 - Artemis Fowl - Josh Diggums

184 - Vanquish - What IS Vanquish?

185 - Staying Alive - Frank Stallone 4 lyfe. Featuring special guest Katharine Coldiron

186 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice - Jay Baruchel's only Disney role to date.

187 - Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins - "Ever since my dad was killed by another dad, I swore revenge on dads."

189 - The King's Daughter - This is a Kaya Scodelario hatecast now.

191 - 3 Ninjas Kick Back - "Cooler heads prevailed... after his ice cream headache."

192 - A Kid in King Arthur's Court - "One. Year. Hence."

193 - Skinner - "Don't touch my tools. You know it bugs me, so why do you do it??"

194 - Heavenly Sword - "My shitty daughters must have failed by now because they suck!"

195 - Dracula Untold - Vlad the Impaler: No, I don't want to join the Ottoman Empire. Stop asking.

196 - Geostorm - TIME TO GEOSTORM

197 - The Astrologer - Pisces and Leo: They're Cops!

198 - The House by the Cemetery - More like house ON the cemetery, am I right??


200 - Chopping Mall - HAVE A NICE DAY

203 - The Most Colorful Time of the Year - "You got together with that basketball floozy!"

204 - Zardoz - THE PENIS IS EVIL

205 - Pinocchio (2002) - "What is a mime but a silent clown, I ask."

206 - Pinocchio (2022) - "I make-a da curvy puppet!"

207 - The Spirit (1987) - Slow claps instantly stop fights.

208 - R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned - "How come no one ever talks about an Astarothian cabal??"

209 - Zapped! - "I assumed the filmmakers talked to a woman and she said it was okay!"

210 - Twin Sitters - DUHHHHHH

211 - Dark Phoenix - We're gonna try this X-Men thing again, guys!

212 - Nine Deaths of the Ninja - Sho Kosugo kicks butt!

213 - Morbius - Is it really that bad? Yes.

214 - Catwoman - LIVE at Comicpalooza 2023!

215 - The One - Let the bodies hit the floor.

216 - Body of Evidence - "Have you ever used cocaine, Ms. Madonna?"

217 - The Care Bears Movie - "Don't you have a special meal just for eating sugar?"

218 - The Meg - What if Jaws, but bigger?

219 - Cade: The Tortured Crossing - Neil Breen's masterpiece shot entirely on greenscreen, even when it was neither logical nor practical to do so.

220 - Return to Oz - We love Tik-Tok (the robot, not the social media platform).

221 - Nightmares - We picked this up as a DVD VHS transfer at an honest to God video rental store.

222 - Exorcist II: The Heretic - PAZUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

223 - Amityville II: The Possession - Burt Young is the worst dad of all time.

224 - Prey of the Jaguar - This guy gets over his family's death surprisingly quickly.

226 - Christmas in Rockwell - A former wrestler or child actor learns the meaning of Christmas or whatever.

227 - A Christmas Carol - Jim Carrey in a hideous CGI nightmare.

228 - Freelance - John Cena and Alison Brie in an action "comedy."

229 - Heart of Stone - Gal Gadot in an action something.