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A complete list of every movie we've ever reviewed, both in text and podcast. Format and contributors are appropriately indicated.

 A


Above the Law (Righting Wrongs) (1986) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Accidental Love (2015) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
After Earth (2013) - Chris
After Last Season (2009) – Nick
Air Bud: World Pup (2001) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Sarah
The Air Up There (1994) -
Alone in the Dark (2005) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Nathan Smith
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
American Strays (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Sarah Long
The American Templars (2013) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Amityville II: The Possession (1982) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Another Pair of Aces: Three of a Kind (1991) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Apple (1980) – Nick
Artemis Fowl (2020) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Assassin's Creed (2016) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Astrologer (1976) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Atlas Shrugged: Part I (2011) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike (2012) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Atlas Shrugged Part III: Who Is John Galt? - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Avengers (1998) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

B

Bailey's Billion$ (2005) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Barbarella (1968) – Nick
Barbarian Queen (1985) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Barbarians (1987) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Barb Wire (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Batman Returns (1992) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Vincent Goodwin
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Between Worlds (2018) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2008) – Nick
Black Belt Jones (1974) – Nick
Black Scorpion (1995) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Black Sunday (1960) - Chris
Blank Check (1994) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Blind Fury (1989) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
BloodRayne (2005) - Chris
Blood Money (1991) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Bloodsport (1988) - Chris
Body of Evidence (1993) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Bolero (1984) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
A Boyfriend for Christmas (2004) -
The Boy Next Door (2015) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Breakaway (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Brenda Starr (1989?) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Bulletproof (1988) – Nick

C

Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Austin Buchan
The Care Bears Movie (1985) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Carpool (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Kaitlyn
Cat People (1982) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Cats (2019) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Catwoman (2004) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Chaperone (2011) - Chris
China O'Brien (1990) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Chopping Mall (1986) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
A Christmas Carol (2009) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Christmas in Rockwell (2022) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
City of the Living Dead (1980) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Cobra (1986) - Nick
Coffy (1973) – Chris
Cool Dog (2010) -  Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Cool World (1992) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Cradle 2 the Grave (2003) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

D

D.C. Cab – (1983) – Nick
D.E.B.S. (2004) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guests Valeah Beckwith and Danielle Nasr
Dangerously Close (1986) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Dark Phoenix (2019) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Deadfall (1993) - Chris
Dead Weekend (1994) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Death Bed: The Bed that Eats (1977) -
Deathstalker II (1987) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Death Wish 3 (1985) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Deep Red (1975) - Chris
Demolition Man (1993) - Chris
Demolition University (1997) – Nick
Demon Wind (1990) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Adam Pecht
Desert Thunder (1999) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Devil Rides Out (1968) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
DOA: Dead Or Alive (2006) - Chris
Dolemite (1975) – Nick
Dolittle (2020) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Double Down (2005) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Double Team (1997) - Nick
Double Trouble (1992) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Dracula 3D (2012) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Adam Pecht
Dracula Untold (2014) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Dr. Strange (1978) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Dungeons & Dragons (2000) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

E


Elektra (2005) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Eragon (2006) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Evil That Men Do (1984) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Exit Wounds (2001) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Expendables (2010) - Nick
Exterminator City (2005) – Nick

F


Face/Off (1997) – Nick
Fair Game (1995) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Fanatic (2019) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Fantastic Four (1994) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Fantastic Four (2015) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill (1965) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Fateful Findings (2013) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Fifty Shades Darker (2017) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Fifty Shades Freed (2018) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
First Kid (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Flash Gordon (1980) – Chris
The Fly II (1989) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Fog (2005) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Freelance (2023) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Future-Kill (1985) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

G

Gabriel Over the White House (1933) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Game of Death (1979) – Nick
Generation X (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Geostorm (2017) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Ghetto Blaster (1989) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Ghost in the Machine (1993) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Ghost Rider (2007) - Chris
Ghost Ship (2002) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and Vanessa of the Square Roots Classic RPG Podcast
Gigli (2003) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Glen or Glenda (1953) – Nick
God's Not Dead 2 (2016) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness (2018) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Goldfinch (2019) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Gor (1987) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Gotti (2018) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Gymkata (1985) – Nick

H

Hackers (1995) – Nick
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) - Chris
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Hard to Kill (1990) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Heart of Stone (2023) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Heavenly Sword (2014) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1987) – Chris
Hercules (1983) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Highlander: Endgame (2000) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Hottie & the Nottie (2009) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The House by the Cemetery (1981) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
House of the Dead (2003) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Nathan Smith
Howard the Duck (1986) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
How I Saved the President (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Nico Mesa.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Hunted (1995) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

I

I Am Here.... Now (2009) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
I Am Omega (2007) – Nick
I Know Who Killed Me (2007) – Nick
Inferno (1980) - Chris
In the Blood (2014) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds (2011) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
It! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Brendan McNamara

J

J.C. (1972) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Jack (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Jack Frost (1998) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Jade (1995) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Jonah Hex (2010) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Patrick Regan
Jurassic World: Dominion (2022) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

K

Kazaam (1996) – Chris
Kid Cop (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Killer Workout (1987) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The King's Daughter (2022) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
King Solomon's Mines (1985) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Knight Before Christmas (2019) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guests Danielle and Valeah

L

The Last Airbender (2010) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Leprechaun Origins (2014) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Liquid Sky (1982) - Chris
Link (1986) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Little Mermaid (2018) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Lockout (2012) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
LOL (2012) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Longshot (2001) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Look Who's Talking Now (1993) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Lucky Number Slevin (2006) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

M

Mac and Me (1988) - Chris
Made of Honor (2008) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Maniac Cop 2 (1990) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Marine (2006) - Nick
Masters of the Universe (1987) - Chris
Max Payne (2008) – Nick
The Meg (2018) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009) – Nick
Mercenaries (2014) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Me You Madness (2021) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Miami Connection (1987) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Milk Money (1994) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Mist (2007) – Nick
Money Plane (2020) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Morbius (2022) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Most Colorful Time of the Year (2022) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Mr. Nanny (1993) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

N

Nemesis (1992) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The New Mutants (2020) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Matthew Monagle.
Nightmares (1983) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Night of the Creeps (1986) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Ninja Apocalypse (2014) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Ninja III: The Domination (1984) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
North (1994) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Nutcracker in 3D (2010) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

O
 
Omega Cop (1990) – Nick
The One (2001) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
One Tough Bastard (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Opera (1987) - Nick
Over the Top (1987) - Chris

P

Pass Thru (2016) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Phantom (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Phenomena (1985) - Nick
Pinocchio (2002) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Pinocchio (2022) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Poltergeist III (1988) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Prey of the Jaguar (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Prince Valiant (1997) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Punisher (1989) - Chris

R


Ready to Rumble (2000) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Red Sonja (1985) – Chris
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Return to Oz (1985) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned (2022) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Robot Jox (1989) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Rocketeer (1991) – Chris

S

Santa with Muscles (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Savage Beach (1989) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Serenity (2019) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Showgirls (1995) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Emily Phillips
Simon Sez (1999) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Skinner (1993) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Skyscraper (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Sniper: Special Ops (2016) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Space Jam (1996) - Nick
Spawn (1997) - Nick
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) – Nick
The Spirit (1987) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Spirit (2008) - Chris
The Spirit of Christmas (2015) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris and special guests Valeah Beckwith and Danielle Nasr
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Vincent Goodwin
Staying Alive (1983) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Katharine Coldiron
Starship Troopers (1997) - Nick
Steel (1997) - Chris
Stone Cold (1991) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Street Asylum (1990) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Street Fighter (1994) – Nick
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li (2009) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Streets of Rage (1994) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Substitute 2: School's Out (1998) – Nick
Sugar Hill (1974) - Chris
Superchick (1973) - Nick
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) - Nick
Super Mario Bros. (1993) – Chris
Supergirl (1984) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Supernova (2000) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Suspiria (1977) - Chris
Switchblade Sisters (1975) - Chris

T

Teenage Caveman (2002) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1999) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Tenebrae (1982) - Chris
The 10th Victim (1965) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Terror in Beverly Hills (1989) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
T-Force (1994) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Theodore Rex (1995) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
They Live (1988) - Nick
The Thing with Two Heads (1972) – Nick
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) - Chris
3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Thunderstruck (2012) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Titanic: The Legend Goes On (2000) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Sarah
Top Dog (1995) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Torque (2004) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Toxic Avenger (1984) – Chris
The Toy (1982) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Transformers: The Movie (1986) - Chris
2025 - The World enslaved by a Virus - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
12 Dates of Christmas (2011) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
12 Rounds (2009) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Twin Sitters (1994) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Twisted Pair (2018) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

U

Uninvited (1988) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

V


Vampirella (1996) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Vampire's Kiss (1988) – Nick
Vanquish (2021) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
A Very Nutty Christmas (2018) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Village of the Giants (1965) – Nick
Vixen! (1968) - Nick

W

Where the Crawdads Sing (2022) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Sarah
The Wicker Man (2006) - Nick
Wild at Heart (1990) - Nick
Wing Commander (1999) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
The Wolfman (2010) - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Patrick Regan

X

 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) - Nick

Z

Zapped! (1982) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris
Zardoz (1974) - Podcast, Featuring Nick and Chris

???

.com for Murder - Podcast, Featuring Nick, Chris, and special guest Sarah Long

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