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| How Dolph is advertised to appear. |
Dolph Lundgren and Uwe Boll collaborate (finally!) in this redundantly titled sequel to Boll's 2007
Lord of the Rings ripoff.
This time around Boll directs a dull
Army of Darkness ripoff, where Dolph plays a special forces veteran who is sent back in time (and also to another dimension) to defeat the Holy Mother (Christina Jastrzembska) and definitely
not the weasel-faced and evil-sounding King Raven (Lochlyn Munro).
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| How Dolph actually appears. |
Dolph agreed to do the movie under the promise of some quick cash to pay off a messy divorce, so he spends most of the movie lumbering around Uwe's cheap Canadian RenFest set in a jaunty scarf and sighing heavily. Check it out on
Netflix Instant for some gripping dialogue about cheese and a third act catalyst literally called "The Catalyst."
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