Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Podcast: In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds (2011)

How Dolph is advertised to appear.

Dolph Lundgren and Uwe Boll collaborate (finally!) in this redundantly titled sequel to Boll's 2007 Lord of the Rings ripoff.

This time around Boll directs a dull Army of Darkness ripoff, where Dolph plays a special forces veteran who is sent back in time (and also to another dimension) to defeat the Holy Mother (Christina Jastrzembska) and definitely not the weasel-faced and evil-sounding King Raven (Lochlyn Munro).

How Dolph actually appears.
Dolph agreed to do the movie under the promise of some quick cash to pay off a messy divorce, so he spends most of the movie lumbering around Uwe's cheap Canadian RenFest set in a jaunty scarf and sighing heavily. Check it out on Netflix Instant for some gripping dialogue about cheese and a third act catalyst literally called "The Catalyst."

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